He is such a slut. More and more my type.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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