bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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