i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
