i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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