I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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