Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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