Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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