I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need to calm my uterus...
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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