Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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