im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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