At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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