So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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