If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
