i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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