Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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