There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm always down for nudity.
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