just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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