Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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