The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
