Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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