You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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