There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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