my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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