Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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