Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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