nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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