u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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