do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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