idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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