It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Do plants get herpes?
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