Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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