Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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