I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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