She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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