just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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