i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I AM VODKA MAN
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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