pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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