i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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