It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I currently don't understand fingers.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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