I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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