i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
