Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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