hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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