U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Green mimosas i think yes
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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