Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
