omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??