Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.