If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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