the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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