i was born a porn star she said
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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