u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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