its not stalking. its research.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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