It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Randomize
