I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Randomize