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I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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