if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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