If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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