Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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