i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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